Flannery, Karyssa and I nearly died when we knew it was you. I thought a random stalker made a picture of me or mistook me for someone else. Then I saw Karyssa b-day picture and was like... this person knows us.
Then I jumped up and danced around squealing like a girl... a Manly girl, then I tried to force Karyssa out of the bathtub and she said "....no." And I waiteded for her to get out of the tub and wouldn't tell her about you. Then she finally got out and when I showed her the pictures she put me in a strangle hold.
And then Sasuke was the Hokage, while shirtless, eating a tomato.